Ask Pickles the Drummer

Uhh, maybe this ams a stupid question, buts, why don'ts we just pours bleach into our cups of...urines?

Anonymous

Skwisgaar? Is dat you? We’ve alreeeady been over this, you….

Not really a question, but you spelled douchebags wrong. Sorry for correcting, I know you have low blood sugar, and all. So, let's get high. WOOOOOAAAHHH.

Anonymous

AW CRAP! Y’know spelling…it’s tough. You’ll never catch me on celebrity spelling bee like Murderface. Oh and yeah, sure thing dood.

Have you ever been in love~?

Anonymous

YES

What do you like to do besides being a drummer, getting drunk or getting high?

Anonymous

Would you ever consider getting married and raising a family?

Anonymous

So, uhhh... what do you think about all those porn pictures of you and your brother?

Anonymous

Dood. It makes me want to y’know kill myself.

Do you like your female version on Ladyklock?

Anonymous

Did you like singing on "Hatredcopter"?

Anonymous

hey dude, when you started to get bald?

totallylameandnotmetal

I'm a fan backstage at your show, would you fuck me?

Anonymous